So you wanna be funny at the breakfast table. You pretend to be the Hulk in front of your kids. You slam your glass of milk onto the table and it shatters. The kids cheer, the wife gets angry, and you start to bleed. Not wanting to kill the mood you quickly take off your high-quality 100 percent cotton shirt and wrap it around your fist, push the kids out to the school bus and then run to the emergency room. When you get there and they unwrap the shirt, it catches the light and you forget about the pain in your hand for a moment. Now you have an epic tie-dye and some cool stitches to show the kids. Win win if you ask me.